Ye ole New Year's Resolutions. (Is the "R" in "Resolutions capitalized? That's an AP question maybe...not sure if we're there yet.) But yea, do you make 'em? Can you just randomly make up a resolution (this one's definitely not capitalized) mid-year and have it be as motivational to pretend-to-care-about, then just cast aside when your true self inevitably dominates your potential, and then you just go back to swearing too much, sleeping with the wrong people, eating poorly and late, or constantly burning the candle at both ends...not that any of those are my personal battles or anything. I don't know...I just was tired of slackin on my personal-growth-pimpin, so I have tried changing this failed approach (approach really means lacking approach) of over-resolution'ing // exager-resolutions. Ultimately, it's June, almost July, and mad shit is going down, so let's reflect.
Friends who have seemed stagnant for years, in the most "comfortable"-meaning way of the word and not its negatively-charged variant, are now marrying, having children, moving to different cities, taking on higher-level career positions, perfecting their arts, and generally mounting the big-cock of life, and that is pretty cool. I have been trying to get back into the swing of a daily routine and it is truly a challenge for me. Since you don't care about that, I'll tell you how that really relates to what I'm getting at...resolutions are hilarious & totally telling about what types of cock-climbing you actually plan to tally up in the forthcoming year. And now that we're halfway through this bonedown, I figure it's time to evaluate if we've really stuck with those buggers like we said we would. What was your resolution? Have you followed through?
My main goal for 2011 was inspired my younger-than-me, but still teaches-me-so-much pal, Ms. Emily Rose. "Get your money right 2011" has been in full effect, and I am on a full hustle all the time. Getting results definitely inspires perseverance in all things arduous. I have more jobs than Nicki Minaj and I'm cool with that when I check my ledger. Keep in mind, I have normally had $zero.nothing in said ledger, so one should not assume me muggable- as my frame of reference is kinda homeless.
Did you decide to diet? Or travel more? Or lock it up with your special someone? Did you listen to that one song by Aaliyah and Timbaland, about a Resolution? Did you make a-mental-mends with your old neighbor, who's kind of a dick about watering his lawn too much but he's still not that bad of a dude, but you probably don't want to get stuck with him at a cookout?
I guess I'm asking...have you done what you said you were going to do? That, above all, is what people should generally do, I believe. I'm following through. Try it if you're not. You'll actually accomplish something and it feels good. Next for me-get some sweet skills: gardening, keyboard times(Swan let's do this), buying & wearing sunhats, NPO fundraising... and I'm putting this shit on fake-paper so, ...I guess I have to step it up now. TRY IT...it's kind of fun. Get it tight-get it right in 2011.5.
